Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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