You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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