He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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