Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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