me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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