ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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