i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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