i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
