I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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