I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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