I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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