We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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