went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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