I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
