yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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