i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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