If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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