Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You smell like stripper and shame
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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