My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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