oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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