Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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