69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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