no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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