like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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