Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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