I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I love you. Go after that dick
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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