Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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