My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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