i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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