How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Green mimosas i think yes
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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