no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
