let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This is the high leading the old right now
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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