I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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