yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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