You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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