wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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