This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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