i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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