If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
do herpes really smell.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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