she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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