I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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