and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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