Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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