Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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