you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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