Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This house was built for laser tag.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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