I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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