you would pick up someone in the library
operation have a gay friend backfired
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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