I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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