So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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